Amateur musicians take to pianos in train stations while being secretly watched by performers, Lang Lang and Mika. Who will they choose to play at the Royal Festival Hall? Their search begins in King's Cross St Pancras. PG 0/10 Series 1 Ep 3 As Ian and Kevin are called to the scene of a second murder, news breaks of a former spy in the community at Gary's memorial service. Meanwhile Scott remains at large. 2023 0.2. M 0/10 It's Christmas 2039 and the Harpers are gathering for Christmas celebrations. Though they have changed physically, their love/hate relationships have stayed the same and there may not be too much room for peace and goodwill. 0.0. PG A short wrap-up of the news, sports and weather. News Weather News and Business G Drinking This week QI master Stephen Fry is hosting the pub quiz from hell as he discusses tonight's D topic - drinking! Panelists include John Sessions, Phill Jupitus, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. Stephen Fry asks what begins with D that you always see players doing at darts matches? And it's not drinking. Another question from tonight's show - what is the connection between Oscar Wilde, Ernest Hemingway, Picasso, Van Gogh, Toulouse-Lautrec, Degas, Manet, Strindberg, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Verlaine and Kylie Minogue? 2006 Game Show Comedy Talk Shows 3.5. PG 0/10 The community TV guide system has no description for this program. You can help by adding the missing information: see http://www.oztivo.net/twiki/bin/view/TVGuide/HowToHelpUs. G Bolshy Boudica Boudica turns against her Roman masters & unleashes her Wrecking Ball on Colchester, St Albans & London. We also meet famous Emperors Caligula & Nero, dishing out their unique brand of Imperial nastiness. Children Childrens Group 5.8. PG Man V Monkey Dr Chris finds himself in an uncomfortable spot as he goes head-to-head with Dr Xand in a man v monkey contest to show you the power of your pelvis! 11.8. PG The Fourth Wall Control Freak informs the Titans that they are on a TV show he created and demands they earn him an award. 2015 Animated Children Childrens Group PG A Warning From Jaco! Frieza And 1,000 Soldiers Close In Frieza plans his revenge against Goku and Earth, but when he learns how strong Goku has become, he begins training. After four months, he's finally ready to attack. 0.19. PG Inside The Maze The Tournament of Sources begins, and Nya faces an unexpected opponent. Meanwhile, Kai and Bonzle find a connection outside the Nether-Space. PG Here Be Dragons Far below the Arctic ice, in the deepest, darkest place on Earth, seven men and women are trying to find the solution to the world's escalating energy crisis. But what if someone, or something, finds them first? Welcome to the new cold war. As the world's energy sources dwindle, the huge untapped resources of oil and gas below the Arctic seabed are becoming a source of bitter international conflict. Only one research submersible is allowed in this declared exclusion zone: the state-of-the-art Orpheus, manned by an elite team of scientists and experts from Britain, Russia and the US. In this political minefield of crushing pressure, towering hydrothermal vents, total darkness and unimaginable danger, they are hoping to find so-called 'lava bugs' : remarkable bacteria which could herald a future of clean, green energy for all. But not everyone is as willing to let 10 billion barrels of black gold slip from their grasp. It's not long before the crew : Frances, the captain, marine biologists Samson and Maddy, geeky volcanologist Vincent, physicist Svetlana, chief engineer Clem and a suspect last-minute addition Raymond : find themselves in deep trouble, forced to make increasingly desperate decisions that will test their relationships and integrity to the extreme. For here, more than two kilometres under the surface fighting failing technology and unknown entities, there is no one to say who is friend and who is foe. No one to hear their cries This high-octane blockbuster, featuring an international all-star cast, offers non-stop jeopardy, edge-of-yourseat thrills and electrifying special effects. The really frightening thing is : it could happen tomorrow. James Nesbitt Orla Brady Minnie Driver Thriller Mystery and Thriller M The Evil Knight Salty, one of the Royal Guard cats, is paralysed by a mysterious knight with supernatural powers. 0.1. G The Case Of The Distracted Detective Ezra is nominated for the Young Small Business Awards but as the event draws near, Ezra is increasingly upset and Maudie must ?nd out why. 0.35. G Make Your Own Luck NugFest and the opening of the play is finally here, and the Joeys have to set everything right before it's too late. 0.9. G Popular A new country has been discovered and the most popular person in the world will be chosen to move there. Wizz discovers it could be him and desperately tries to reduce his popularity in order to stay home. 1.9. G Portrait of a Captain Jim wants a Captain's Portrait, and has Cyril commission three from the crew: one depicts him like a king, one as Bianca, and one like a wizard. He "tries on" each personality, but ends up plunging the sub into chaos. 0.9. G Evolution Ladybug and Cat Noir face an opponent who is now in possession of the Rabbit Miraculous in a race through time...and their previous adventures. 4.0. PG The Genius Hand-Off Aoife's plan to keep Zara at Midvale backfires, leading her to be mistaken for a genius while Zara plays dumb. Can she outsmart her own scheme and get the old Zara back? 1.5. G Tumble Dry Low When Hedgehog's podcast blows up, she must decide whether to ride the wave of fame or stay true to her small but loyal fanbase. Animated Childrens Group Children 1.17. G When it becomes clear that the new generation of Vikings doesn't remember the bond between dragon and human, Hiccup sets a plan to celebrate dragons with a grand Snoggletog holiday pageant. PG The epic story of Hiccup and Toothless continues as they take flight in a thrilling, high-flying adventure to discover an island of never-before-seen dragons. G The Great Hall For the finale, the bakers create 6-foot-tall showpieces in the Great Hall. 0.6. G Glassworks, Brighton James has had a 15-year love-affair with this former Glassworks in Brighton. When he finally managed to buy it, he had grand plans to painstakingly restore the whole property. Will his vision live up to his high expectations? Self Help 1.2. PG The Son'll Come Out Fresh from its 2009 Rose d'Or win for Best Sitcom, My Family returns for more chaos and confusion with the UK's favourite dysfunctional TV family. In most households, once the children leave home things become quieter and less prone to problems and misunderstandings. In the Harper household, the chances of that are zero! This week Michael has some news for Ben, and it comes as a bit of a shock, but Susan has more of a shock at Ben's reaction. Robert Lindsay Zoe Wanamaker Kris Marshall Gabriel Thomson 0 Comedy Comedies 9.1. PG Juno's Jason Reitman directs this dramatic comedy starring Oscar winner George Clooney as Ryan Bingham, a corporate downsizing expert whose cherished life on the road is threatened just as he is on the cusp of reaching ten million frequent flyer miles and after he's met the frequent-traveller woman of his dreams. Ryan has long been contented with his unencumbered lifestyle lived out across America in airports, hotels and rental cars. He can carry all he needs in one wheel-away case; he's a pampered, elite member of every travel loyalty programme in existence -and yet Ryan has nothing real to hold onto. When he falls for a simpatico fellow traveller (Vera Farmiga), Ryan's boss (Jason Bateman), inspired by a young, upstart efficiency expert (Anna Kendrick), threatens to permanently call him in from the road. Faced with the prospect, at once terrifying and exhilarating, of being grounded, Ryan begins to contemplate what it might actually mean to have a home. Jason Reitman George Clooney Vera Farmiga Jason Bateman 2009 Comedy Movie Comedies Movies M 7/10 Skye's the Limit It's time for changes at the ER when Anspaugh makes an unpopular decision. Abby has old demons to fight with, which distance her from friends and family. Even Luka seems to be at a loss to help Abby. Love is in the air when a secret romance blooms between two doctors. Maura Tierney Goran Visnjic Parminder Nagra John Stamos Linda Cardellini Scott Grimes Mekhi Phifer 2007 Drama Medical Drama Group 13.8. M 0/10 Hail Satin Guy Williams, Angella Dravid, Audrey Porne and our acclaimed Episode 3 winner battle it out with a vast array of spelling games. Guy throws up some spelling spanners with Celebrity Spelling, Homophones and Spell the Object. Comedy Family 0.3. PG Constellations Joining QI master Stephen Fry tonight are Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Sean Lock, Rich Hall and Alan Davies.<br><br> The episode is about constellations and each panellist is given a card with some stars. They have to draw a constellation. The constellations in question are Taurus, Aries, Sagittarius and Cancer.<br><br> Tonight's topics include - How far is it to outer space? What is the smallest dog ever recorded? What is flint made from? And who was the only survivor of the Crimean War? 2005 Game Show Comedy Talk Shows 2.6. PG 0/10 Jack Dee, Romesh Ranganathan, Gaby Roslin And Tinchy Stryder Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. Tonight's guests are Jack Dee, Romesh Ranganathan, Gaby Roslin and Tinchy Stryder. Rob Brydon Lee Mack David Mitchell Game Show Comedies 8.6. PG Killer Tissue Box/splitting Arrow In a car crash, could the tissues kept on the rear shelf of your car be propelled forward with enough force to crush your skull? Jamie Hyneman Adam Savage 2005 Science Comedy ScienceNatureTechnology Educational Group 2.16. PG 0/10 Amateur musicians take to pianos in train stations while being secretly watched by performers, Lang Lang and Mika. Who will they choose to play at the Royal Festival Hall? Their search begins in King's Cross St Pancras. PG 0/10 Post Office, Wickwar Peter and Julia had run their local Post Office, and lived in the building above, for the last 20 years. Despite being forced to close the business, they couldn't bear to sell it. But they soon discovered a crumbling wreck. Self Help 1.3. G J Mascis, Antoinette Halloran, Jason Cook & Colin Lane Joining Adam, Myf and Alan are singer/songwriter J Mascis, opera singer Antoinette Halloran, and comedians Jason Cook and Colin Lane. Adam Hills Myf Warhurst Alan Brough Game Show Music Arts and Living Comedies 5.6. PG Sensational Let Sandi Toksvig bring you to your senses with Aisling Bea, Roisin Conaty, Jessica Fostekew and Alan Davies. Game Show Comedy Talk Shows 19.5. M Kate Humble, Miles Jupp, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Richard Madeley Kate Humble, Miles Jupp, Sanjeev Bhaskar and Richard Madeley join team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. Which team can best fool the opposition into mistaking fact for fiction and fiction for fact? Rob Brydon Lee Mack David Mitchell Game Show Comedies 5.1. G Living Room/Dining Room Pt 1 Amanda and Alan face their final challenge as they join forces to renovate the last two rooms. Their dream of creating an open plan living and dining room is dented when they discover structural issues. 0.6.0 G Living Room/Dining Room Pt 2 Alan and Amanda are on the home stretch as they take on the interiors for their living and dining room. Many hands make light work as local friends come over for a plastering party, but things soon get out of hand. (Final) 0.7.1 G The racers travel the globe to film a series of ten four-minute documentary films, as well as a stand-by documentary and five "postcards" in 100 days. This gave them ten days to travel to their next destination, film the video, and send it back to the ABC in Sydney with detailed editing instructions. Each film is then judged by a panel of three media and film experts as well as being put to a popular viewer vote. Documentary 300 Patients Sam, Pratt and Morris treat Melissa Tanner, a 61 year old woman with health problems, and her 19 year old son Lowell following a car accident. Lowell has Down's syndrome and had been living in a foster home since he was a baby. Melissa had been visiting him every week without her husband's knowledge. Also, Neela and Dubenko have been at the dress rehearsal for the hospital holiday pageant and Dubenko has been bitten on the leg. Meanwhile, following the death of his father, Luka and Abby prepare to fly out to Croatia and it appears that Abby is tackling her drinking problem. Maura Tierney Goran Visnjic Parminder Nagra John Stamos Linda Cardellini Scott Grimes Mekhi Phifer 2007 Drama Medical Drama Group 13.9. M 0/10 Gerard Whateley is joined by a panel of sportswriters, commentators and experts to discuss and dissect the week in sport. Offsiders provides a challenging, insightful, humorous debate for those serious about sport. Sports Talk Sports Group The Son'll Come Out Fresh from its 2009 Rose d'Or win for Best Sitcom, My Family returns for more chaos and confusion with the UK's favourite dysfunctional TV family. In most households, once the children leave home things become quieter and less prone to problems and misunderstandings. In the Harper household, the chances of that are zero! This week Michael has some news for Ben, and it comes as a bit of a shock, but Susan has more of a shock at Ben's reaction. Robert Lindsay Zoe Wanamaker Kris Marshall Gabriel Thomson 0 Comedy Comedies 9.1. PG